Donald -
I have prepared for this moment. Listen closely, and heed my every word, for we may not have much time.
You see, the moment I stepped into this dark and glitzy place, I could feel myself in the presence of a tremendous... fundamental life force. “Swagger”, perhaps. And I knew I would feel myself drawn to this life force. Soon, we will make music your elephantine tool will remember forever.
BEHOLD, for I am a beautiful creature. BEHOLD, do my bare arms not entice you? BEHOLD, the silken paleness of my thighs. BEHOLD, my apple-round bosom. And BEHOLD, as I remove my last safeguard, the last obstacle between us and redemption.
Fuck me, Donald. Here, in the thumping squalor of this club, for now and for all time. You must hurry, Donald. Already I hear the sirens of the police car which will take us away.
***
'Ye – can I call you that?
'Ye honey, can I ask you a question?
You know I'm a mall girl at heart. Always have been, always will be. The mall is my spiritual homeland. It might sound crazy, but I've always dreamt of getting married in a mall.
Imagine: our friends, family, and admirers filling the place to capacity as we stand in the fountain on the first floor, looking only at each other. We kiss, and the fountain erupts with light and water. Doesn't that sound romantic, 'Ye? We deserve to have it all.
It's true we haven't had a lot of sexual experience with each other. But trust me, my blowjob technique is world-class. You can take my word for it, or I can give you references. And after we get married, I'll be able to prove it to you!
Look, I know how many hot bitches you own, and I know that commitment in the face of all those options is not easy. But those bitches don't love you, and I do.
In Summation
2 years ago
