bomb graffiti on the tomb of Nefertiti

DAY IN THE LIFE OF A BUTT
"omg, I must have human-dialed him like 3 times last night. awkwarrrrrd."

"YOU ALWAYS HURT THE ONES YOU LOVE"

Prop 1: [you hurt someone] => [they can be hurt by you]
Prop 2: [they can be hurt by you] => [they love you]
Prop 3: [they love you] => [you love them]

By Props 1, 2, and 3, [you hurt someone] => [you love them]. QED.

I AM 21
Thanks to everyone who came to the party. Felt great to have everyone together.
Got some high hopes.

2 comments:

Dr. Zeuss said...

although "you always hurt the ones you love" could just as plausibly mean [you love someone] => [you will eventually hurt them], which I didn't prove

Anonymous said...

and today is Kurt Vonnegut's birthday!


and this is something he wrote!

"The apathy of the University of Chicago is repulsive to me. They can take a flying fuck at the moooooooooooooooon."
-- "The Sexual Revolution"