so much for all your highbrow Marxist ways

Part 1: Match The Phrase To Its Definition

1. "Friend God"

2. "Is there something I can do for you?"

3. "Spend some quality time together"

4. "Forever"

5. "I like you. It's a problem."

A. The biggest oxymoron ever, although people keep telling me some form of it...

B. Apparently, code for "tentative, unceasing interview". Infinitely less worthwhile than Scrabble.

C. It might have saved everyone some pain if Neel had invented this phrase last year.

D. [the meaning of this is [to me] completely obvious]

E. Anyone who she says this to, she inevitably hooks up with before the end of the night. Even if she's sworn not to, like a Greek tragedy. I wonder if she's aware of it herself.